The Longest 2 Hours Evar!!!

Well maybe not the longest two hours ever, but pretty close, I think.

It’s only long in my perspective, really. You see it’s 10am. At lunch (noon), I go and pick up my brand new MacBook from the Purolator Depot. So for the next 120 minutes, I have to sit at my desk and do work instead of picking up the possibly awesomest laptop in the world[1]. In all honesty, though, it really wasn’t a long wait for it.

The Great Canine Purge of 1987, Part 1

Havelock. June 1987. 3 German Shepards. 7 Elderly Ladies. 1 day. No survivors.

Few people know this about Havelock, Ontario, but it is the only[1] town in Ontario that dogs of any kind have been banned there for almost 20 years. You may think to yourself, “Wow, I didn’t realize that a town in Ontario could ban all dogs.” You would be wrong. The details of the events here are pieced together from the eye witness accounts of 4 Havelock residents.

This is Total BS!

Alright, I don’t claim to be a connoisseur, or anything, but each morning I like my coffee.  I can drink coffee that’s too acidic, or has coffee grounds in it, or had too much sugar put into it to try to compensate for the other two things.  I’ll get by.  However, I do have only one requirement for my daily caffeine[1] fix: The coffee must be in a receptacle such that I can drink it.  This morning, not so.